Meditation brings relaxation. Relaxation brings flatulence. Flatulence makes it difficult to sneak up on someone and cut them down like a reed in the wind.
After twenty-five years of working the reference desk at the Elmore County Public Library in Idaho, Edgar Bailey's head exploded after being asked what co-workers said was "one stupid question too many." He is survived by five cats. A closed casket memorial service will be held on Wednesday.
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